House Of 1000 Corpses (2003):

Starring:

Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding

Bill Moseley - Otis

Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby

Karen Black - Mother Firefly

Chris Hardwick - Jerry

Erin Daniels - Denise Willis

Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles

Rainn Wilson - Bill Hudley

Walton Goggins - Steve Naish

Tom Towles - George Wydell

Matthew McGrory - Tiny

Robert Allen Mukes - Rufus

Dennis Fimple - Grampa Hugo

Harrison Young - Don Willis

William H. Bassett - Sheriff Huston

Director:
Rob Zombie (Halloween 1 & 2; Devil's Rejects)

Rotten Tomatoes: 17%

Flixster: 67%

Synopsis:

Set in the 1970's, two young couples take a misguided tour onto the back roads of America in search of a local legend known as Dr. Satan. Lost and stranded, they are set upon by a bizarre family of psychotics. Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals are just a few of the thousand horrors that await.

Review:

Much like his music career, this is just another one of Rob Zombie's outrageous, all over the place, crazy wet dreams except turned into a movie. I remember going to a midnight showing of this, when I was under aged, sneaking in with my friend who will remain unnamed's 26 year old girlfriend. I could not have been  more excited to see it, but at the same time was really unsure of what I was about to get myself into. The disturbing & crazy world of Rob Zombie. The more that I have seen it over the years, the more I realize that it's not actually a good film at all. For being a horror or gorefest film, it really takes itself way too seriously, the dialogue from some of the characters is trying to be too smart for a garbage horror film featuring cannibalism & a real life giant monster dude. The only reason we watched this was to see Pre-fame Rainn Wilson & still non-fame Chris Hardwick is early roles. It has an appeal to weirdo horror film buffs or Zombie fans, but to the general public it's just shit.

19%

Main Acting: 4/15

Supporting Cast: 2/15

Plot: 0/10

Compared To The Genre: 2/10

Cinematography: 5/20

Intrigue: 2/10

                                                       Extra: 4/10