Human Centipede II: Full Sequence (2011):

Starring:

Laurence R. Harvey - Martin

Ashlynn Yennie - Herself

Maddi Black - Candy

Kandace Caine - Karrie

Dominic Borrelli - Paul

Lucas Hansen - Ian

Lee Nicholas Harris - Dick

Dan Burman - Greg

Daniel Jude Gennis - Tim

Katherine Templar - Rachel

Synopsis:

Inspired by the fictional Dr. Heiter, disturbed loner Martin dreams of creating a 12-person centipede and sets out to realize his sick fantasy. 

Review:

I'm not going to lie, there is a small part of me who doesn't want to review this movie because of how much I hated it. The first film in this trilogy (YES there is going to be a 3rd installment of the franchise) was the best comedy movie I had seen in many years. To me it was on level with Borat (2006), Team America: World Police (2004) & Rush Hour 3 (2007) (Chris Tucker f'n cracks my shit uuuuup!). It had better acting than I expected & a somewhat acceptable plot. This is the complete opposite of this film. First of all you have a main character who has no lines, the same facial expression for everything & looks awkward doing any form of physicality. The movie has NO plot, the acting is just terrible & all they did for this was just say "Hey you know all the f'd up shit we didn't put in the first movie, we'll lets just put EVERYTHING in this one". I was going to at least give it the benefit of the doubt that I fast forwarded through like 60% of it. BUT NO! This maybe be in the top 2% worst movies I have ever seen. Now obviously I could just give this movie a 0 for everything, but I also always try to at least see the positive in things. It does take SOME acting ability to have your face shoved up another person's butt & crawl around on all fours, maybe not a lot but definitely more than a 0. The concept of the first movie just being a movie in this film, is different. I wouldn't say good, but different. I don't think I could sugar coat this anymore because it was just awful. I will NOT be seeing the 3rd one whenever it comes out.

S.P.R. F/10

Acting: 2/10

Plot: 2/10

Cinematography: 3/10

Intrigue: 1/10

Extra: 2/10