Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Jason X (2001):
Starring:
 Kane Hodder - Jason Voorhees / Uber-Jason
Lexa Doig - Rowan
Lisa Ryder - KAY-EM 14
Chuck Campbell - Tsunaron
Jonathan Potts - Professor Lowe
Peter Mensah - Sgt. Brodski
Melyssa Ade - Janessa
Melodie Johnson - Kinsa
Derwin Jordan - Waylander
Kristi Angus - Adrienne
Yani Gellman - Stoney
Dov Tiefenbach - Azrael
David Cronenberg - Dr. Wimmer

Director:
James Isaac (Skinwalkers)

Synopsis:
The year is 2455. The Place is Old Earth. Once the shimmering blue jewel of the galaxy, Old Earth is now a contaminated planet abandoned for centuries--a brown world of violent storms, toxic landmasses and poisonous seas. Yet humans have returned to the deadly place that they once fled--not to live, but to research the ancient rusting artifacts of the bygone civilizations that caused this enormous environmental disaster. And when an eager group of intrepid young explorers land on Old Earth, little do they realize the grizzly fate that awaits them.

Review:
So does anyone remember when Leprechaun went into space? We'll if you LOVED that, then this movies is for you. Jason Voorhees, scheduled for execution in the near future manages to escape & is cryogenicly frozen for almost 500 years until he is discovered by a space vessel & accidentally unfrozen to unleashed almighty hell upon the crew. Literally one of the worst movies I have ever seen & I have seen Soul Plane. This might not be the case for everyone because some people love Sci-Fi channel esq bull shit movies. Because essentially that's what this is. Low budget, TV actors, director known only for his special effects background.... need I say anymore? If your into silly one liners, slap stick comedic relief & completely ridiculous death scenes OR don't let me forget cyborg women who are super sized up to be the ultimate fighting machine match of Jason then you will love this movie. Saving grace is some sexy women, that's all. Also Super Jason or "Uber-Jason" as he is listed as on imdb.com actually looked really fucking awesome. Lets also not forget about the fact that in the future they have created medically enhanced super ants that can crawl onto you & repair any sort of physical damage to your body.

Budget: $14,000,000
Box Office: $16,951,798
Profit: $2,951,798

Rotten Tomatoes: 21%
Flixster: 35%

3%

Lead Acting: 0/15
Supporting Cast: 0/15
Plot: 0/10
Compared To The Genre: 0/10
Cinematography: 2/20
Intrigue: 0/20
Extra: 1/10

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