Friday, March 7, 2014


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Lee Daniel's: The Butler (2013):

Starring:
Forest Whitaker - Cecil Gaines
Oprah Winfrey - Gloria Gaines
David Oyelowo - Louis Gaines
Elijah Kelly - Charlie Gaines
Terrence Howard - Howard
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Carter Wilson
Lenny Kravitz - James Holloway
Robin Williams - Dwight D. Eisenhower
James Marsden - John F. Kennedy
Minka Kelly - Jackie Kennedy
Liev Schreiber - Lyndon B. Johnson
John Cusack - Richard Nixon
Alan Rickman - Ronald Reagan
Jane Fonda - Nancy Reagan
Nelsan Ellis - Martin Luther King Jr.
Vanessa Redgrave - Annabeth Westfall
Alex Pettyfer - Thomas Westfall
Clarence Williams III - Maynard

Director:
Lee Daniels (Precious; The Paperboy)

Synopsis:
As Cecil Gaines serves eight presidents during his tenure as a butler at the White House, the civil rights movement, Vietnam, and other major events affect this man's life, family, and American society.

Review:
Does it make me a bad person or a racist if I found this movie to be really contrite, which is obviously the point of every black over coming adversity film but this one had aspects of every one previous to this mixed in to a film that I felt I had already seen. I also kind of felt that at points it was nothing more than a hey look who we got to play this president (poorly as I may add). Alan Rickman's Ronald Reagan was atrocious & a slap in the face to anyone who has ever done a presidential impersonation. While we're on the topic of poor performances, Oprah Winfrey's return to film was horrendous. I snored my way through all of her dialogue & every scene she was in. Forest Whitaker, a long way from his Academy Award for The Last King Of Scotland was forgettable. Before I saw it, I was surprised that it got no Oscar attention, however after seeing it I assume that the academy saw it & was just as bored as I was. It wasn't as horrible as maybe I've made it sound, but there was literally nothing special about it at all that made it anything more than a Netflix, background noise film if you are feeling the "Hollywood White Guilt".

Budget:
$30,000,000
Box Office:
$167,743,114
Profit:
$137,743,114

Rotten Tomatoes: 73%
Flixster: 79%

34%

Lead Acting: 9/15
Supporting Cast: 8/15
Plot: 3/10
Compared To The Genre: 2/10
Cinematography: 7/20
Intrigue: 3/10
Extra: 2/10

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Bachelorette (2012):

Starring:
Kirsten Dunst - Regan
Rebel Wilson - Becky
Lizzy Caplan - Gena
Isla Fisher - Katie
James Marsden - Trever
Adam Scott - Clyde
Kyle Bornheimer - Joe
Hayes MacArthur - Dale
Ann Dowd - Victoria

Director:
Leslye Headland (About Last Night)

Synopsis:
Three friends are asked to be bridesmaids at a wedding of a woman they used to ridicule back in high school.

Review:
Hey remember all that hard work that Brides Maid's did to prove "Look, a comedy written by women & starring women can actually be really funny"? Well this movie did the complete opposite of that. Its unfortunate that a lot of the people in this film are very talented & funny in most things they do. However for whatever reason the combination of these talented & funny people lead to nothing more than a boring, humourless film with cliches out the ass & poorly attempted sympathetic characters that fall flat on their faces. Rebel Wilson is funny, but in moderation so putting her in a larger role really hurts her value. Not a single laugh to be had.

Budget:
$3,000,000
Box Office:
$11,947,954
Profit:
$8,947,954


Rotten Tomatoes: 56%
Flixster: 34%

15%

Lead Acting: 3/15
Supporting Cast: 4/15
Plot: 0/10
Compared To The Genre: 0/10
Cinematography: 6/20
Intrigue: 2/10
Extra: 0/10

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Drew Sarian's 86th Academy Awards Predictions:
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Best Visual Effects:
Nominees:
Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug
Iron Man 3
The Lone Ranger
Star Trek Into Darkness

Winner:
Gravity

Best Film Editing:
Nominees:
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
12 Years A Slave

Winner:
Captain Phillips

Best Costume Design:
Nominees:
American Hustle
The Grandmaster
The Great Gatsby
The Invisible Woman
12 Years A Slave

Winner:
The Great Gatsby

Best Makeup & Hairstyling:
Nominees:
Dallas Buyers Club
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
The Long Ranger

Winner:
Dallas Buyers Club

Best Cinematography:
Nominees:
The Grandmaster
Gravity
Inside Llewyn Davis
Nebraska
Prisoners

Winner:
Gravity

Best Production Design:
Nominees:
American Hustle
Gravity
The Great Gatsby
Her
12 Years A Slave

Winner:
American Hustle

Best Sound Mixing:
Nominees:
Captain Phillips
Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug
Inside Llewyn Davis
Lone Survivor

Winner:
Gravity

Best Sound Editing:
Nominees:
All Is Lost
Captain Phillips
Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug
Lone Survivor

Winner:
Gravity

Best Original Song:
Nominees:
"Happy" - Despicable Me 2
"Let It Go" - Frozen
"The Moon Song" - Her
"Ordinary Love" - Mandela: Walk To Freedom

Winner:
Ordinary Love - Mandela: Walk To Freedom

Best Original Score:
Nominees:
The Book Thief
Gravity
Her
Philomena
Saving Mr. Banks

Winner:
Her

Best Documentary:
Nominees:
The Act Of Killing
20 Feet From Stardom
Cutie & The Boxer
Dirty Wars
The Square

Winner:
The Square

Best Animated Feature Film:
Nominees:
The Croods
Despicable Me 2
Ernest & Celestine
Frozen
The Wind Rises

Winner:
Frozen

Best Writing - Adapted Screenplay:
Nominees:
Before Midnight
Captain Phillips
Philomena
12 Years A Slave
The Wolf Of Wall Street

Winner:
12 Years A Slave

Best Writing - Original Screenplay:
Nominees:
American Hustle
Blue Jasmine
Dallas Buyers Club
Her
Nebraska

Winner:
Her

Best Supporting Actress:
Nominees:
Sally Hawkins - Blue Jasmine
Jennifer Lawrence - American Hustle
Lupita Nyong'o - 12 Years A Slave
Julia Roberts - August: Osage County
June Squibb - Nebraska

Winner:
Jennifer Lawrence - American Hustle

Best Supporting Actor:
Nominees:
Barkhad Abdi - Captain Phillips
Bradley Cooper - American Hustle
Michael Fassbender - 12 Years A Slave
Jonah Hill - Wolf Of Wall Street
Jared Leto - Dallas Buyers Club

Winner:
Jared Leto - Dallas Buyers Club

Best Actress:
Nominees:
Amy Adams - American Hustle
Cate Blanchett - Blue Jasmine
Sandra Bullock - Gravity
Dame Judi Dench - Philomena
Meryl Streep - August: Osage County

Winner:
Cate Blanchett - Blue Jasmine

Best Actor:
Nominees:
Christian Bale - American Hustle
Bruce Dern - Nebraska
Leonardo DiCaprio - Wolf Of Wall Street
Chiwetel Ejiofor - 12 Years A Slave
Matthew McConaughey - Dallas Buyers Club

Winner:
Matthew McConaughey - Dallas Buyers Club

Best Director:
Nominees:
David O. Russell - American Hustle
Alfonso Cuaron - Gravity
Alexander Payne-  Nebraska
Steve McQueen - 12 Years A Slave
Martin Scorsese - The Wolf Of Wall Street

Winner:
Alfonso Cuaron - Gravity

Best Picture:
Nominees:
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
Her
Nebraska
Philomena
12 Years A Slave
The Wolf Of Wall Street

Winner:
12 Years A Slave