Friday, March 7, 2014


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Lee Daniel's: The Butler (2013):

Starring:
Forest Whitaker - Cecil Gaines
Oprah Winfrey - Gloria Gaines
David Oyelowo - Louis Gaines
Elijah Kelly - Charlie Gaines
Terrence Howard - Howard
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Carter Wilson
Lenny Kravitz - James Holloway
Robin Williams - Dwight D. Eisenhower
James Marsden - John F. Kennedy
Minka Kelly - Jackie Kennedy
Liev Schreiber - Lyndon B. Johnson
John Cusack - Richard Nixon
Alan Rickman - Ronald Reagan
Jane Fonda - Nancy Reagan
Nelsan Ellis - Martin Luther King Jr.
Vanessa Redgrave - Annabeth Westfall
Alex Pettyfer - Thomas Westfall
Clarence Williams III - Maynard

Director:
Lee Daniels (Precious; The Paperboy)

Synopsis:
As Cecil Gaines serves eight presidents during his tenure as a butler at the White House, the civil rights movement, Vietnam, and other major events affect this man's life, family, and American society.

Review:
Does it make me a bad person or a racist if I found this movie to be really contrite, which is obviously the point of every black over coming adversity film but this one had aspects of every one previous to this mixed in to a film that I felt I had already seen. I also kind of felt that at points it was nothing more than a hey look who we got to play this president (poorly as I may add). Alan Rickman's Ronald Reagan was atrocious & a slap in the face to anyone who has ever done a presidential impersonation. While we're on the topic of poor performances, Oprah Winfrey's return to film was horrendous. I snored my way through all of her dialogue & every scene she was in. Forest Whitaker, a long way from his Academy Award for The Last King Of Scotland was forgettable. Before I saw it, I was surprised that it got no Oscar attention, however after seeing it I assume that the academy saw it & was just as bored as I was. It wasn't as horrible as maybe I've made it sound, but there was literally nothing special about it at all that made it anything more than a Netflix, background noise film if you are feeling the "Hollywood White Guilt".

Budget:
$30,000,000
Box Office:
$167,743,114
Profit:
$137,743,114

Rotten Tomatoes: 73%
Flixster: 79%

34%

Lead Acting: 9/15
Supporting Cast: 8/15
Plot: 3/10
Compared To The Genre: 2/10
Cinematography: 7/20
Intrigue: 3/10
Extra: 2/10

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Bachelorette (2012):

Starring:
Kirsten Dunst - Regan
Rebel Wilson - Becky
Lizzy Caplan - Gena
Isla Fisher - Katie
James Marsden - Trever
Adam Scott - Clyde
Kyle Bornheimer - Joe
Hayes MacArthur - Dale
Ann Dowd - Victoria

Director:
Leslye Headland (About Last Night)

Synopsis:
Three friends are asked to be bridesmaids at a wedding of a woman they used to ridicule back in high school.

Review:
Hey remember all that hard work that Brides Maid's did to prove "Look, a comedy written by women & starring women can actually be really funny"? Well this movie did the complete opposite of that. Its unfortunate that a lot of the people in this film are very talented & funny in most things they do. However for whatever reason the combination of these talented & funny people lead to nothing more than a boring, humourless film with cliches out the ass & poorly attempted sympathetic characters that fall flat on their faces. Rebel Wilson is funny, but in moderation so putting her in a larger role really hurts her value. Not a single laugh to be had.

Budget:
$3,000,000
Box Office:
$11,947,954
Profit:
$8,947,954


Rotten Tomatoes: 56%
Flixster: 34%

15%

Lead Acting: 3/15
Supporting Cast: 4/15
Plot: 0/10
Compared To The Genre: 0/10
Cinematography: 6/20
Intrigue: 2/10
Extra: 0/10

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Drew Sarian's 86th Academy Awards Predictions:
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Best Visual Effects:
Nominees:
Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug
Iron Man 3
The Lone Ranger
Star Trek Into Darkness

Winner:
Gravity

Best Film Editing:
Nominees:
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
12 Years A Slave

Winner:
Captain Phillips

Best Costume Design:
Nominees:
American Hustle
The Grandmaster
The Great Gatsby
The Invisible Woman
12 Years A Slave

Winner:
The Great Gatsby

Best Makeup & Hairstyling:
Nominees:
Dallas Buyers Club
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
The Long Ranger

Winner:
Dallas Buyers Club

Best Cinematography:
Nominees:
The Grandmaster
Gravity
Inside Llewyn Davis
Nebraska
Prisoners

Winner:
Gravity

Best Production Design:
Nominees:
American Hustle
Gravity
The Great Gatsby
Her
12 Years A Slave

Winner:
American Hustle

Best Sound Mixing:
Nominees:
Captain Phillips
Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug
Inside Llewyn Davis
Lone Survivor

Winner:
Gravity

Best Sound Editing:
Nominees:
All Is Lost
Captain Phillips
Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug
Lone Survivor

Winner:
Gravity

Best Original Song:
Nominees:
"Happy" - Despicable Me 2
"Let It Go" - Frozen
"The Moon Song" - Her
"Ordinary Love" - Mandela: Walk To Freedom

Winner:
Ordinary Love - Mandela: Walk To Freedom

Best Original Score:
Nominees:
The Book Thief
Gravity
Her
Philomena
Saving Mr. Banks

Winner:
Her

Best Documentary:
Nominees:
The Act Of Killing
20 Feet From Stardom
Cutie & The Boxer
Dirty Wars
The Square

Winner:
The Square

Best Animated Feature Film:
Nominees:
The Croods
Despicable Me 2
Ernest & Celestine
Frozen
The Wind Rises

Winner:
Frozen

Best Writing - Adapted Screenplay:
Nominees:
Before Midnight
Captain Phillips
Philomena
12 Years A Slave
The Wolf Of Wall Street

Winner:
12 Years A Slave

Best Writing - Original Screenplay:
Nominees:
American Hustle
Blue Jasmine
Dallas Buyers Club
Her
Nebraska

Winner:
Her

Best Supporting Actress:
Nominees:
Sally Hawkins - Blue Jasmine
Jennifer Lawrence - American Hustle
Lupita Nyong'o - 12 Years A Slave
Julia Roberts - August: Osage County
June Squibb - Nebraska

Winner:
Jennifer Lawrence - American Hustle

Best Supporting Actor:
Nominees:
Barkhad Abdi - Captain Phillips
Bradley Cooper - American Hustle
Michael Fassbender - 12 Years A Slave
Jonah Hill - Wolf Of Wall Street
Jared Leto - Dallas Buyers Club

Winner:
Jared Leto - Dallas Buyers Club

Best Actress:
Nominees:
Amy Adams - American Hustle
Cate Blanchett - Blue Jasmine
Sandra Bullock - Gravity
Dame Judi Dench - Philomena
Meryl Streep - August: Osage County

Winner:
Cate Blanchett - Blue Jasmine

Best Actor:
Nominees:
Christian Bale - American Hustle
Bruce Dern - Nebraska
Leonardo DiCaprio - Wolf Of Wall Street
Chiwetel Ejiofor - 12 Years A Slave
Matthew McConaughey - Dallas Buyers Club

Winner:
Matthew McConaughey - Dallas Buyers Club

Best Director:
Nominees:
David O. Russell - American Hustle
Alfonso Cuaron - Gravity
Alexander Payne-  Nebraska
Steve McQueen - 12 Years A Slave
Martin Scorsese - The Wolf Of Wall Street

Winner:
Alfonso Cuaron - Gravity

Best Picture:
Nominees:
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
Her
Nebraska
Philomena
12 Years A Slave
The Wolf Of Wall Street

Winner:
12 Years A Slave

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Drew Sarian's 85th Academy Awards Predictions:

Best Visual Effects:
Nominees:
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Life Of Pi
Marvel's The Avengers
Prometheus
Snow White & The Huntsman

Predicted Winner:
Life Of Pi

Best Film Editing:
Nominees:
Argo
Life Of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty

Predicted Winner:
Zero Dark Thirty

Best Costume Design:
Nominees:
Anna Karenina
Les Miserables
Lincoln
Mirror Mirror
Snow White & The Huntsman

Predicted Winner:
Les Miserables

Best Makeup & Hairstyling:
Hitchcock
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Les Miserables

Predicted Winner:
Les Miserables

Best Cinematography:
Nominees:
Anna Karenina
Django Unchained
Life Of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall

Predicted Winner:
Skyfall

Best Production Design:
Nominees:
Anna Karenina
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Les Miserables
Life Of Pi
Lincoln

Predicted Winner:
Les Miserables

Best Sound Mixing:
Nominees:
Argo
Les Miserables
Life Of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall

Predicted Winner:
Argo

Best Sound Editing:
Nominees:
Argo
Django Unchained
Life Of Pi
Skyfall
Zero Dark Thirty

Predicted Winner:
Argo

Best Original Song:
Chasing Ice - "Before My Time"
Ted - "Everybody Needs A Best Friend"
Life Of Pi - "Pi's Lullaby"
Skyfall - "Skyfall"
Les Miserables - Suddenly

Predicted Winner:
Skyfall - "Skyfall" (Because it's fucking Adele... the only reason why)

Best Original Score:
Nominees:
Anna Karenina
Argo
Life Of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall

Predicted Winner:
Life Of Pi

Best Animated Short:
Nominees:
Adam & Dog
Fresh Guacamole
Head Over Heels
The Longest Daycare
Paperman

Predicted Winner:
Didn't See Any So No Prediction

Best Live Action Short Film:

Same As Animated Short. Saw None, No Prediction.

 Best Documentary Short:

Also Same As Animated & Live Action Short. No Prediction.

Best Documentary:
Nominees:
5 Broken Cameras
The Gatekeepers
How To Survive A Plague
The Invisible War
Searching For Sugar Man

Predicted Winner:
Searching For Sugar Man

Best Foreign Language Film:
Amour
Kon-Tiki
No
A Royal Affair
War Witch

Predicted Winner:
Well considering that it's nominated for BEST PICTURE, I guess Amour.

Best Animated Feature:
Brave
Frankenweenie
ParaNorman
The Pirates! Band Of Misfits
Wreck-It Ralph

Predicted Winner:
Brave

Best Writing - Adapted Screenplay:
Nominees:
Argo
Beasts Of The Southern Wild
Life Of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook

Predicted Winner:
Argo
Dark Horse:
Silver Linings Playbook

Best Writing - Original Screenplay:
Nominees:
Amour
Django Unchained
Flight
Moonrise Kingdom
Zero Dark Thirty

Predicted Winner:
Zero Dark Thirty
Dark Horse:
Flight

Best Supporting Actress:
Amy Adams - The Master
Sally Field - Lincoln
Anne Hathaway - Les Miserables
Helen Hunt - The Sessions
Jacki Weaver - Silver Linings Playbook

Predicted Winner:
Anne Hathaway - Les Miserables
Dark Horse:
Helen Hunt - The Sessions

Best Supporting Actor:
Nominees:
Alan Arkin - Argo
Robert De Niro - Silver Linings Playbook
Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Master
Tommy Lee Jones - Lincoln
Christoph Waltz - Django Unchained

Predicted Winner:
Robert De Niro - Silver Linings Playbook
Dark Horse:
Christoph Waltz - Django Unchained

Best Actress:
Nominees:
Jessica Chastain - Zero Dark Thirty
Jennifer Lawrence - Silver Linings Playbook
Emmanuelle Riva - Amour
Quevenzhane Wallis - Beasts Of The Souther Wild
Naomi Watts - The Impossible

Predicted Winner:
Jennifer Lawrence - Silver Linings Playbook
Dark Horse:
Jessica Chastain - Zero Dark Thirty

Best Actor:
Nominees:
Bradley Cooper - Silver Linings Playbook
Daniel Day-Lewis - Lincoln
Hugh Jackman - Les Miserables
Joaquin Phoenix - The Master
Denzel Washington - Flight

Predicted Winner:
Obviously Daniel Day-Lewis
Dark Horse:
Hugh Jackman - Les Miserables

Best Director:
Ang Lee - Life Of Pi
David O. Russell - Silver Linings Playbook
Steven Spielberg - Lincoln
Behn Zeitlin - Beasts Of The Southern Wild
Michael Haneke - Amour

Predicted Winner:
David O. Russell - Silver Linings Playbook
Dark Horse:
Behn Zeitlin - Beasts Of The Southern Wild

Best Picture:
Nominees:
Amour
Argo
Beasts Of The Southern Wild
Django Unchained
Les Miserables
Life Of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty

Predicted Winner:
Lincoln

Dark Horse:
Les Miserables

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Cool Hand Luke (1967):
Starring:
Paul Newman - Luke Jackson
George Kennedy - Dragline
J.D. Cannon - Society Red
Lou Antonio - Koko
Robert Drivas - Loudmouth Steve
Strothers Martin - Captain
Jo Van Fleet - Arletta
Clifton James - Carr
Morgan Woodward - Boss Godfrey
Luk Askew - Boss Paul
Marc Cavell - Rabbitt
Harry Dean Stanton - Tramp
Dennis Hopper - Babalugats
Richard Davalos - Blind Dick
Robert Donner - Boss Shorty

Director:
Stuart Rosenberg (The Amittyville Horror; Brubaker; The Pope Of Greenwich Village)

Synopsis:
Luke Jackson is sentenced to a stretch on a southern chain gang after he's arrested for drunkenly decapitating parking meters. While the avowed ambition of the Captain is for each prisoner to "get their mind right" it soon becomes obvious that Luke is not about to kowtow to anybody.

Review:
PERFECTION! The best movie I have ever seen. Still not my number one favourite movie of all time, I don't think anything will surpass my love of Jurassic Park or Jaws, but based on the criteria that I review movies on, this one will be my VERY FIRST 100%. Paul Newman, amazing. Everything is perfect in this film. Drama, comedy, acting, sets, plot all perfect.

I Don't have budget numbers for it but as of 2012 it has made $111,243,078.07 domestic.

Rotten Tomatoes: 93%
Flixster: 100%

100%

Lead Acting: 15/15
Supporting Cast: 15/15
Plot: 10/10
Compared To The Genre: 10/10
Cinematography: 20/20
Intrigue: 20/20
Extra: 10/10
Zulu (1964):
Starring:
Stanley Baker - Lt. John Chard R.E.
Jack Hawkins - Ottot Witt
Ulla Jacobsson - Margareta Witt
James Booth - Pvt. Henry Hook
Michael Caine - Lt. Gonville Bromhead
Nigel Green - Colour-Sgt. Bourne
Ivor Emmanuel - Pvt. Owen
Paul Daneman - Sgt. Maxfield
Glynn Edwards - Cpl. Allen
Neil McCarthy - Pvt. Thomas
David Kernan - Pvt. Hitch
Gary Bond - Pvt. Cole

Director: 
Cy Endfield (Hell Drviers; Zulu Dawn)

Synopsis:
Filmed on a grand scale, Zulu is a rousing recreation of the January 22, 1879 siege of Rorke's Drift in Natal, Africa. An Army of 4,000 Zulu warriors have already decimated a huge British garrison; Now they are on their way to the much smaller Rorke's Drift.

Review:
300, but WAY LESS GAY. Perfectly acted, which unfortunately is counteracted by just the worst choreographed fighting scenes I have ever seen. Sure it was the 1960's but there was great movie fight scenes before this so why were these one's so poorly done? Earliest of Michael Caine movie roles. To be completely honest I had never heard of a single other actor in this film until I saw it, assuming Michael Caine was the star/main attraction. Love the story, especially because it was before every other movie involving a similar plot. Holds up quite well when you watch it on Blu-ray.


Rotten Tomatoes: 92%
Flixster: 89%

89%

Lead Acting: 14/15
Supporting Cast: 13/15
Plot: 10/10
Compared To The Genre: 10/10
Cinematography: 16/20
Intrigue: 18/20
Extra: 8/10